Drugs, horror, somnophilia and violence in British campus satire.
“Charlie, what a surprise! What are you doing here?”
“Chloe Smith got drunk, I had to help her friend Rachel Hornby carry her back from the student bar. I told Rachel to go back to her room but she insisted on staying with her friend. I’ve come through here to find some scissors or a knife. I wanted to stab Rachel in the neck, mutilate her, fuck her corpse and then have sex with her unconscious friend.”
“Charlie,” Mary-Jane chided. “You’ve got such a sick sense of humour, it’s all those splatter movies you watch. Stop kidding around.”
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